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Chamber Pot Award
for worst writing / story
All of the obnoxious dialogue and quipping is bad enough, but then the big twist happens and they can go fuck themselves. And no, I don't mean the Batman thing.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Rocksteady Studios
Itsuno promised us the moon, but all we got was ASS.
Dragon's Dogma 2
Capcom
Take Star Wars, mix with Indiana Jones, drop a pinch of Death Stranding, mix it all together and the swirl that you get is this story, which also feels like every single other generic adventure story ever written.
Unknown 9: Awakening
Reflector Entertainment
Should have called this "Playful Rogue" since she's too soft to pull off the "Outlaw" persona.
Star Wars Outlaws
Massive Entertainment
Weak retread of the first game's plot with a shitty ending.
Senua's Saga: Hellblade II
Ninja Theory
Ah yes, center the entire plot around an insufferable second-rate shonen protagonist while the existing cast stands around validating her. I'm sure absolutely nothing will go wrong.
Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail
Square Enix Creative Studio III
They were planning to make weekly lore videos about this garbage
Concord
Firewalk Studios
Long gone are the intricate war stories around different factions in a classic space opera conflict. In with "personal stories" and a story focused on cliched characters and "emotional growth".
Homeworld 3
Blackbird Interactive
Fuck it, bring Hepler back.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard
BioWare
The first two chapters were pretty good. Shame what happened after the entire story team got laid off.
Life Is Strange: Double Exposure
Deck Nine
"So, what'd Aerith actually do anyway?"
- Cid (Final Fantasy VII Rebirth)
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Square Enix Creative Business Unit I
It feels like it was written by a man that never interacted with anybody remotely young or ever dealt with any type of actual racism or grievances. The perfect story for said type of writer, clearly.
Dustborn
Red Thread Games
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