"Hey guys! FatKoopaGaming76 here with part 3 of my Nintendo rant! Today, we're going to once again talk about how Nintendo is the most anti-consumer company in the entire video game indust- OOOH! Is that a new Switch color?"
Nintendo
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Imagine how many more autists would have become rocket engineers if their hyperfixation wasn't Amy Rose inflation fanart?
Sonic the Hedgehog
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I don't know how some of them keep holding on, since Sony keeps losing favor with every new stupid decision they make.
Sony
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Better head for that fallout shelter in your backyard when Chapter 3 drops.
Undertale
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Do they even play the games anymore? Isn't the current pokémon fanbase all about buying merch and drawing fanart?
Pokemon
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Zoomers encountering complex media for the first time:
Mouthwashing
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ERP brothel intrigue is right on-par with the shit that goes on in EVE Online
Final Fantasy XIV
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Go back and stay there.
Reddit
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Be they kid diddlers or washed-out meleefags, the smell is undeniable
Super Smash Bros.
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These people wouldn't even last 5 seconds on 2000s-era Newgrounds.
Friday Night Funkin'
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"Make sure to vote for Genshin Impact in the /v/GAs! We have a special gift planned if we win our award"