They added some extra elements in the background. That's literally it.
Braid Anniversary Edition
Thekla, Inc.
2
The co-op and extra stages are neat, but for the asking price, they should have just made a new game rather than smoothing the edge and attitude off the original. Shit, you can't even die from falling anymore.
Mario vs. Donkey Kong
Nintendo Software Technology
3
Yet another variant where you cannot get the full features of previous versions. I ain't even talking about FeMC, either. Also, the new dubs suck. YES, BOTH OF THEM.
Persona 3 Reload
P Studio, Atlus
4
I'm sure the Vietnam sidestory was too much for the modern gamer brain to handle.
Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster
Capcom
5
Must have not sold as well as they hoped, given that they also did a lego-mode game which also sold like shit.
Horizon Zero Dawn Remastered
Guerrilla Games
6
The game already looked nice, and that was the only good part about it before.
Until Dawn
Ballistic Moon
7
Squeenix, you would have been done with remaking the game by now if you didn't keep adding in pointless bullshit that nobody cares about.
Final Fantasy VII Rebirth
Square Enix Creative Business Unit I
8
If you're going to remake a game known for its good writing, then don't mess up the script, you condescending fucks.
Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
Intelligent Systems, Nintendo
9
The "HD-2D" artstyle was cool back in Octopath Traveler, but by now Squeenix should seriously come up with something new instead of squeezing every franchise into the same mold.
Dragon Quest III HD-2D Remake
Artdink, Team Asano, Square Enix Creative Business Unit II
10
I can't believe how hard they fucked up the Dog ending...
Silent Hill 2
Bloober Team
11
If this wins, please look forward to us 'remastering' a previous speech where TLoU2 took a negative award
The Last of Us Part II Remastered
Naughty Dog
12
They should've gave us 1 as well, that way we'd at least get one and a half good Luigi's Mansion games on switch