When you buy out half the industry, you'd expect them to be able to make at least one game that doesn't suck ass.
Microsoft
Do you REALLY want to use a local account?
2
Please pay $0.05 to submit this vote.
Microtransactions
Pay $2.99 to unlock this image
3
After killing Concord and kneecapping Helldivers 2, they're embracing the "Pay-to-Not-Play" model.
Sony
Where's the games?
4
They're working on your games now.
SJWs
>every year
5
A different kind of whaling problem.
Gacha
Gamble, idiots. Get it twisted.
6
A public company that gets mad when it's involvement is publicized. Can't have it both ways.
Sweet Baby Inc.
More like doody baby inc.
7
See, the issue is Nintendo didn't release enough scrimblo games this year to disguise the fact they're the most anti-consumer company in the whole industry.
Nintendo
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8
Geoff caught up with the Marvel self-referential irony trend about a decade after it became deathly tedious
The Game Awards
Ads, ads, ads, nothing, ads
9
Just buy new hardware, anon. This is a consumer problem :^ )
Unreal Engine
The lazy dev's choice
10
At this point, it's just Bioware at their old tricks again.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard
BioWare
11
The real crime was asking for 40 dollars in a market where most of the competitors are free to play.
Concord
Firewalk Studios
12
Window dressing for executives who couldn't care less.
DEI
"GO WOKE GO BROKE"
13
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Rocksteady Studios
14
Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.
China
LONG LIVE XI, LONG LIVE CCP!
15
Think for yourselves, unless it's wrongthink.
Dustborn
Red Thread Games
16
Carving away their business until there's nothing but Skull & bones