Geoff caught up with the Marvel self-referential irony trend about a decade after it became deathly tedious

Window dressing for executives who couldn't care less.

Just buy new hardware, anon. This is a consumer problem :^ )

After killing Concord and kneecapping Helldivers 2, they're embracing the "Pay-to-Not-Play" model.

You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.

Carving away their business until there's nothing but Skull & bones

At this point, it's just Bioware at their old tricks again.

See, the issue is Nintendo didn't release enough scrimblo games this year to disguise the fact they're the most anti-consumer company in the whole industry.

The real crime was asking for 40 dollars in a market where most of the competitors are free to play.

When you buy out half the industry, you'd expect them to be able to make at least one game that doesn't suck ass.

A public company that gets mad when it's involvement is publicized. Can't have it both ways.