Geoff caught up with the Marvel self-referential irony trend about a decade after it became deathly tedious
The Game Awards
Ads, ads, ads, nothing, ads
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See, the issue is Nintendo didn't release enough scrimblo games this year to disguise the fact they're the most anti-consumer company in the whole industry.
Nintendo
[Redacted due to DMCA Request]
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They're working on your games now.
SJWs
>every year
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Window dressing for executives who couldn't care less.
DEI
"GO WOKE GO BROKE"
5
Just buy new hardware, anon. This is a consumer problem :^ )
Unreal Engine
The lazy dev's choice
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A public company that gets mad when it's involvement is publicized. Can't have it both ways.
Sweet Baby Inc.
More like doody baby inc.
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At this point, it's just Bioware at their old tricks again.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard
BioWare
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After killing Concord and kneecapping Helldivers 2, they're embracing the "Pay-to-Not-Play" model.
Sony
Where's the games?
9
When you buy out half the industry, you'd expect them to be able to make at least one game that doesn't suck ass.
Microsoft
Do you REALLY want to use a local account?
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A different kind of whaling problem.
Gacha
Gamble, idiots. Get it twisted.
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You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.
Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League
Rocksteady Studios
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Think for yourselves, unless it's wrongthink.
Dustborn
Red Thread Games
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Carving away their business until there's nothing but Skull & bones
Ubisoft
Fuck your launcher
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Say hello to the new boss, same as the old boss.
China
LONG LIVE XI, LONG LIVE CCP!
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The real crime was asking for 40 dollars in a market where most of the competitors are free to play.