Window dressing for executives who couldn't care less.
DEI
"GO WOKE GO BROKE"
2
See, the issue is Nintendo didn't release enough scrimblo games this year to disguise the fact they're the most anti-consumer company in the whole industry.
Nintendo
[Redacted due to DMCA Request]
3
At this point, it's just Bioware at their old tricks again.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard
BioWare
4
Just buy new hardware, anon. This is a consumer problem :^ )
Unreal Engine
The lazy dev's choice
5
Please pay $0.05 to submit this vote.
Microtransactions
Pay $2.99 to unlock this image
6
A public company that gets mad when it's involvement is publicized. Can't have it both ways.
Sweet Baby Inc.
More like doody baby inc.
7
Think for yourselves, unless it's wrongthink.
Dustborn
Red Thread Games
8
Geoff caught up with the Marvel self-referential irony trend about a decade after it became deathly tedious
The Game Awards
Ads, ads, ads, nothing, ads
9
When you buy out half the industry, you'd expect them to be able to make at least one game that doesn't suck ass.
Microsoft
Do you REALLY want to use a local account?
10
They're working on your games now.
SJWs
>every year
11
Carving away their business until there's nothing but Skull & bones
Ubisoft
Fuck your launcher
12
A different kind of whaling problem.
Gacha
Gamble, idiots. Get it twisted.
13
After killing Concord and kneecapping Helldivers 2, they're embracing the "Pay-to-Not-Play" model.
Sony
Where's the games?
14
The real crime was asking for 40 dollars in a market where most of the competitors are free to play.
Concord
Firewalk Studios
15
You either die a hero, or live long enough to become the villain.