Humankind called, they said you can keep their mediocre formula, but they really don't understand why you want to keep it.
Civilization VII
Firaxis Games
3
I want to get off of Druckmann's mild ride
Intergalactic: The Heretic Prophet
Naughty Dog
4
It's a little late for the third game in the XYZ saga, don't you think?
Pokemon Legends Z-A
Game Freak
5
You're not gonna let her fuck anyone, are ya CDPR?
The Witcher IV
CD Projekt RED
6
Just like Mario and Princess Beach
Death Stranding 2: On The Beach
Kojima Productions, Guerrilla Games
7
Fans and devs all agree: This game is history!
Assassin's Creed Shadows
Ubisoft Québec
8
From the developers who brought you The Outer Worlds!
Avowed
Obsidian Entertainment
9
From the developers who brought you The Outer Worlds yet again!
The Outer Worlds 2
Obsidian Entertainment
10
Aping tiktoks for your trailer proves you're no longer setting the trend, you're miles behind it
Grand Theft Auto VI
Rockstar Games
11
We already know the fantastic writing and the sexy vampires are out the window, so we'll just base our excitement on all the other things people like about Bloodlines. Oh, wait.
Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines 2
The Chinese Room
12
It's a good thing "hawk tuah" won't be in the game, that would be really insensitive considering they killed off their Firehawk in the last game.