Have all the supervillains use nothing but guns with all the looter-shooter live-service bullshit. Half of the characters can't even traverse the fucking map.

"Master! Look! I took the fun out of finding a hidden chest for you in this area."

The one game Ubisoft doesn't decide to make an open world game is the one where it may have actually been pretty neat.

No, choosing dialogue options does not count as gameplay. Yes, skipping combat shouldn't be an option in every single encounter.

"Improving" on Inquisition's combat with even MORE visual effects and more QTEs.

All we wanted was Black Flag without the Assassin's Creed. What we got was a half-baked idea of a game instead.

"Cinematic experience" is code for "we took out all the challenge and added slow, boring walking segments."

It took them 4 seasons to add any sort of block option and yet I'm still getting fucked by projectile spam.

Now Max can jump timelines, not just go back in time to change them. It doesn't make up for the same boring controls and "choices."

Didn't like the gameplay in Remake? This ain't gonna change your mind.

More than anything else, it committed the biggest crime a hero-shooter could: being mid as fuck.

TV Mode sucks. I fucking hate TV Mode. Wait where did TV mode go? There was nothing wrong with it...