The Mishimas are still having some serious daddy issues if they can't even finish off Heihachi properly.

Shadow's true character arc was learning that he doesn't need women in his life and experiencing the sensation of being BLACKED.

Is it better to live forever on your knees, trying to please the heavenly bureaucracy; or die well-hung from the trees with your homies, swinging free?

Men can't get pregnant, so you won't have to TAKE RESPONSIBILITY.

Noooooo, you're not supposed to be supporting the toxic masculinity, that's not what Tsuboyama intended!

You know Sega was doing it on purpose when the first trailer had Ichiban showing off his full ryugyo to unsuspecting beach goers.

Dynamite Anton is always down for a good time as long as it's drunk and violent, let's just hope he doesn't have whiskey dick.

A utopia filled only with equally strong men, what's not to love?

Yes, I do want stoic, uncompromising male leads in uniform.

There's nothing hotter than a team of complicated men in spandex and one thick green guy in his boxer shorts.

Helldiver, it's up to you to fix Super Earth's declining birth rate, so go explore your private's quarters!

You can just feel the tension in the air between Barret and Dyne as they wax poetically over what it means to be a real man.